Which college football head coaches would be good pro wrestlers?


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PJ Fleck

Via Minnesota Football

PJ Fleck is a pure sports entertainer to his core, and a guy who I think could work heel or babyface depending on who the opponent is. He's already got the promo skills down and seems primed for a US Title run.

Trent Dilfer

Via UAB Football

I put Dilfer in NJPW because he absolutely fits the mold of another Bullet Club guy™, and he even kinda looks like bizzaro world Karl Anderson. He definitely seems like a dude who would be furious behind the scenes that he has to sell any of Orange Cassidy's offense.

Marcus Freeman

Via Notre Dame Football

How the hell do you turn a Notre Dame Head Coach babyface? You put him in a steel cage with The Miz.

Biff Poggi

Via Charlotte Football

'Biff Poggi' is already the most NXT-ass name I've ever heard.

Brent Pry

Via Virginia Tech Football

Look at Brent Pry and tell me that isn't a guy who worked dark matches for TNA in the late-2000s.

Pat Fitzgerald

Via Northwestern Football

I've always secretly hated Pat Fitz, and an anti-union gimmick would surely garner him some favor with Vince McMahon. He and Chad Gable could put on a mat-classic.

Lane Kiffin

Via Ole Miss Football

Kenny Omega could probably get a decent match out of Lane Kiffin, if we're being honest. He's in AEW because he'd say some super wild shit on TBS that he couldn't on WWE programming.

Barry Odom

Via UNLV Football

Barry Odom is definitely taking a bump that involves a powerbomb through a table covered with light tubes and tacks.

Deion Sanders

Via Colorado Football

The five-tool WWE Superstar. Coach Prime vs. Seth Rollins in a WrestleMania entrance duel is main event-worthy by itself.

Shane Beamer

Via South Carolina Football

Beamer is my sleeper out of this group. He's already got the promo skills, the second-generation pedigree, and the charisma to relate to the younger audience.

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Dabo Sweeney

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