Corey Dillon has the most prolific quarter of football ever

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I've spent an ungodly amount of time over the last decade cutting college football highlight reels for my YouTube channel. I've scoured through almost every resource imaginable to find all kinds of footage, including looking through old VHS tapes that my parents still have. One of my favorite feelings in the world is finding a random game or performance that I've been searching for - sometimes for years!

I had one of those glorious moments recently, when I opened YouTube and found a 1996 game between Washington and San José State sitting right at the top of my recommendations homepage. (shoutout to my algorithm that day.) I'd been looking for this game since at least 2020, and it's the most fortuitous thing that's happened to me on YouTube since the 2010 Ohio State-Miami game popped into my feed the day before I made the Terrelle Pryor video.

But why would I covet some random game between 7-2 Washington and 2-8 San José State from 27 years ago so highly? Because it contains the single-greatest one-quarter performance in the history of college football.

On November 16, 1996, Washington running back Corey Dillon was unstoppable. (Well, more unstoppable than he usually was already.) In the first quarter alone, Dillon ran for 222 yards on 16 carries, caught one pass for 83 yards, and scored four total touchdowns. He set NCAA records for most rushing yards in a quarter (222) and most all-purpose/scrimmage yards in a quarter (305) that still stand today. If that weren't enough, he also set then-school records for most rushing yards in a season, most all-purpose yards in a season, and most touchdowns in a season that day, too. The funniest part of it all? He didn't play a single snap after the first quarter in the Huskies' 53-10 win: